She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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