I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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