chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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