Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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