Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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