More tranny stories later!
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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