turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Randomize
