I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Just puked most of my soul out..
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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