Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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