Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Randomize
