fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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