And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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