Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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