is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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