just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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