these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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