It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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