it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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