This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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