First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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