You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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