so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Moan for me like Helen Keller
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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