please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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