i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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