Please, let me fuck your mom
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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