She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I want a musical about memes.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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