Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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