did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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