Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
