My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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