I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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