What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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