Already got asked if we're dating
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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