That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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