your room smells of hookers.
And success
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i dont even know how to be here
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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