Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Randomize
