Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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