so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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