Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I FOUND THE LEGS
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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