just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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