why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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