yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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