He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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