She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
His nipple licking is glorious
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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