Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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