You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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