Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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