i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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