STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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