Your tits are I can't wait for
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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