Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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